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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 23, 2013 22:59:48 GMT -5
Kanisha punched Gaylord in the arm.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 29, 2013 0:23:25 GMT -5
Gaylord fuck it i cant do this full name thing anymore im done im done cried for five days.
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 29, 2013 0:24:10 GMT -5
Kanisha felt kind of bad about that.
"Hey, do you think Seth died?"
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Post by corisma on Dec 31, 2013 9:20:55 GMT -5
Seth had pulled up a chair and was eating some fresh popcorn and a coke while watching the hilarious events of Kanisha's violence. He didn't feel like he had to rush to take the pokécentre right now and besides this was too funny to ignore, but he decided it was about time so he ordered his espeon to go in and scare nurse joy into giving him the pokécentre
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Post by dubstep on Jan 4, 2014 1:09:04 GMT -5
But, too late. Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera was already in the Pokemon Center. He stood over Nurse Joy's body. She wasn't dead, she had merely had some of her life force drained, and was now unconscious. Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera was an incubus, after all.
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Post by smoothjazz on Jan 4, 2014 1:22:41 GMT -5
"Hello espeon," Kanisha mumbled to the pokemon, completely ignoring the half dead nurse. It was kind of awkward seeing it without it's trainer, "What's up with you today?"
Kanisha then realized espeon couldn't talk.
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Post by smoothjazz on Feb 3, 2014 1:10:39 GMT -5
GAYLORD SUX
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Post by dubstep on Feb 3, 2014 1:11:18 GMT -5
Gaylord rolled over onto his nipple and stared at the floor. He had spent the past month counting the eggs in the ceiling and was exhausted in this life.
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Post by vocaloid on Nov 20, 2015 23:00:45 GMT -5
pop sensation ivory melodyarrived at the Pokemon Centre. He was glad to see that his small guys were where he left them. "I am back from Ivory Melody Magical Mirai 2015," he announced glitterly. He was the same but except now he had a cool new scarf
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Post by smoothjazz on Nov 20, 2015 23:05:31 GMT -5
"Nice scarf," Kanisha huffed, she was about 13 now, and in a very slight state of puberty.
Leaning over behind pokemon center counter, she added "Did you get mcdonalds or anything? It's been a year and ten months since I ate anything."
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Post by dubstep on Nov 20, 2015 23:25:49 GMT -5
The automatic swooshy slidey fuck doors of the Pokemon Center swooshed open, slidily, behind Kanisha and Ivory Melody. A young gallant figure strode in, with his darling familiar right at his side. The boy was familiar in his scrawniness, his sleek blonde hair, his awful little buckteeth. And yet, the past two years had changed him. He was, and yet, was not, the same boy who had been staring at the ceiling two Februaries ago. For one, he was covered in pimples. For two, he wore a new, even fancier uniform, all laced up in gold and frills. Also, sprouting from his shoulders was a pair of brilliant golden wings. As he stepped into the Pokemon Center, marching in perfect form, he revealed a spectacular, glimmering 9-foot wingspan. "K..." The golden boy murmured. "I..." Gaylord shook in his Well-Polished Military Boots™. With a sniffle, the boy fell to the ground, weeping at his friends' feet. His blunder caused him to reveal his secret: the wings belonged to a shiny Pidgeot, which now sat on his back looking pretty confused. "My friends," he blurted, "My two best friends in the whole wide Kanto Board!" He had not seen them in almost two years, and he was very overcome with emotion.
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Post by vocaloid on Nov 20, 2015 23:32:40 GMT -5
"I have... these" Pop Sensation Ivory Melody responded to Kanisha, pulling glow in the dark leeks out of his oversizedass pocket.
He pretty much neglected Gaylord's entrance in favour of his glow accessories. When he noticed he was just kinda like, "Wow, that's a nice angel you have. I like his eyeliner."
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Post by smoothjazz on Nov 20, 2015 23:44:10 GMT -5
Kanisha had taken over the pokemon center a while back, but unfortunately didn't have anyone else to man it. So for almost two years she sat behind it, healing pokemon, cussing, and taking nights for herself to grind Violence on Rattatas and Pidgies.
But fuck, she was hungry. She jumped the counter with the ease of a gymnastic champion, (as she was aided by Violence's tentacles) and landed lightly, grabbing for the leeks, taking a bite out while Ivory Melody still held on.
"Sho, Gaylord, the hell ish that for?" she asked, pointing with one of the leeks, mouth full of raw vegetable.
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Post by dubstep on Nov 20, 2015 23:52:47 GMT -5
"Oh," Gaylord mewled, straining to look up at Kanisha's beautiful shining face. "This is Francis II, Holy Roman Emperor."
On command, the Pidgeot straightened its posture and spread its big stupid shiny wings real wide. Its anime hair blew and streamed elegantly, even though there was no wind. Gaylord squeaked under the pressure of its talons, wincing a little. His face looked like this: :'-)
"I spent months in the grass with my cool expensive Poke Radar that my mom gave me, just so that I could get a majestic Golden Bird. I love him."
Francis II was unwittingly crushing his trainer on the floor, but neither Gaylord nor the super cool anime bird seemed too worried about it.
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Post by vocaloid on Nov 20, 2015 23:57:10 GMT -5
"It's that hard to get a Rare Golden Angel?" Pop Sensation Ivory Melody turned up his nose a little. "I just got my Shiny Politoed from the lab. I worked very hard the past few months instead." He paused a moment. "Girls love me."
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