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Post by dubstep on Dec 21, 2013 1:10:39 GMT -5
"Ughhfh, G-G-G... Gaylord... Remmy...."
But Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera's name was so long, and Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue was so short on breath...
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 21, 2013 1:12:11 GMT -5
Kanisha suddenly got a stellar idea. She scrambled with her constricted arms to grab for Violence's pokeball, and returned him for the first time in like 4 months. They both fell in the mud.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 21, 2013 1:19:09 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue hugged Kanisha and cried on her shoulder, not because he was thankful or because the ordeal had traumatized him, but because he was covered in mud.
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 21, 2013 1:21:54 GMT -5
Kanisha felt this to be an incredibly awkward situation, as she had not had any physical contact with Gaylord at all (sans the occasional punch) in the past year. She pushed him back into the mud and started stomping off.
"We need to take over the Pokemon Center before Seth does, Gaylord. And we can't let it take like 3 months."
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Post by dubstep on Dec 21, 2013 1:23:52 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue tried to respond but all that came out were blubbering pansy whimpers. He was so dirty. His uniform was ruined. Again. He felt like a pig. A pig who smelled bad and had no money.
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 21, 2013 1:25:30 GMT -5
"Come ON!!" Kanisha shouted. "It's time to put your stupid little gay Gaylord army to some good use!!"
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Post by dubstep on Dec 21, 2013 1:29:53 GMT -5
"Bbuhh!!" Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue sobbed, still trying to form words.
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 21, 2013 1:34:49 GMT -5
Kanisha sent Violence back out.
"Ok, you can, you can grab him for now but NOT ME," She said, before repeating "NOT. ME."
Violence began to grab for gaylord.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 21, 2013 1:35:34 GMT -5
GAYLORD JACQUES FRANSESQUE RODRIGUE JUMPED UP AND SCREAMED AND RAN HOME TO HIS MOTHER
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 21, 2013 1:37:12 GMT -5
Kanisha sighed and laid on the ground.
Violence picked her up again.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 22, 2013 20:04:35 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue returned to Veridean City with a clean uniform and a belly full of hot chocolate.
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 22, 2013 20:06:57 GMT -5
Kanisha hadn't changed her clothes in almost a year. That was beside the point.
"Are you ready to actually do something or WHAT Gaylord Gaylord Jack Gaylord?"
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Post by dubstep on Dec 22, 2013 20:08:11 GMT -5
"Pomf!" Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue shouted, falling backwards into a cozy pile of pillows left over from his army's pillow fight. "What are we gonna do?"
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 22, 2013 20:13:34 GMT -5
"Well, how do I put this..." Kanisha started, walking over to Gaylord. "There's something I want to do for you, Gaylord."
She pointed at the pokemon center. "And that's convince you to help me take over this goshdarn pokemon center already!!"
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Post by dubstep on Dec 23, 2013 17:17:09 GMT -5
"No it's mine," said Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue.
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