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Post by smoothjazz on Nov 4, 2013 22:19:23 GMT -5
Kanisha laughed for five days at Gaylord's army.
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Post by dubstep on Nov 9, 2013 1:33:49 GMT -5
"Hey," said Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue, so hurt that he could not speak for five more days, "that's not very nice."
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Post by dubstep on Nov 15, 2013 15:29:42 GMT -5
Concluding that he had won this debate regarding Kanisha's rude personality after several days of silence, Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue smugly raised his chin high and marched over to meet his new recruits. There were about fifteen of them now. Fifteen whole children had decided to join the Gaylordian Army. This was because, since no trainers could progress past Viridean City, none of them had anything better to do. Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue did not consider this, though, and swelled with pride for his orgasmically brilliant advertising campaign.
"Attention, new recruits!" the little boy shouted, sounding very much like a little boy. Two or three of the trainers made their best impression of an attention position based on what they'd seen on television. One of them gave a salute and held it indefinitely. A few of the others, upon seeing this, clumsily mimicked and gave salutes of their own. A girl's Charmander also gave a salute. The old man who'd been blocking the road noticed the commotion, had a 'Nam flashback, and saluted obediently. Tauros, still atop the Pokemon Center, stood up on his hind legs... and gave a salute.
"... At ease!" Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue called. Every salute went down.
"I welcome you all to the Gaylordian Army. To commemorate your service to your country, you are all moving up in rank from Plebians to Privates."
Some of the young trainers giggled, because Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue had said the word "privates."
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Post by dubstep on Nov 16, 2013 13:35:58 GMT -5
"Now!" he continued, "Our first order of business is to take over the Pokemart."
He gave no indication that he had deliberately stolen this idea from Kanisha.
"We will all march in formation to our destination!"
He pointed towards the Pokemart. His army looked confused as heckie, but eventually one brave young girl took the first step --
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue, "That's not how you march!"
The girl retreated nervously back into the ranks. Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue realized suddenly that these children did not know how to march. This simply would not do.
He spent the next week training his army to march like beautiful disciplined ants.
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Post by corisma on Nov 17, 2013 10:51:44 GMT -5
Seth walked out of the pokémart that he had spent the last two weeks taking over and looked at Gaylord's pathetic army and said mockingly " Is that your army?" he then set his eyes on his next target, the pokécenter. He marched over with his espeon to see how hard it would be to take it over
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Post by smoothjazz on Nov 22, 2013 12:53:44 GMT -5
"Wow, gee Seth. Thanks for taking over the Pokemart for my kingdom!" Shouted Kanisha, waltzing into it. She had been grinding Violence for a few weeks. He was an Ivysaur now. He was also emotionally traumatized, but that wasn't a problem.
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Post by dubstep on Nov 23, 2013 16:05:49 GMT -5
"Not so fast, Kanisha!" yelled Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue. He was headed towards the Pokemart, and his army MARCHED BEAUTIFULLY BEHIND HIM, as he had spent the past week training them in the art of the march. "This is my Pokemart now!"
"Quick, my army, go tie up the shopkeeper. We can keep him as a prisoner of war!"
His army of children proceeded to mob the shopkeeper with their starter Pokemon.
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Post by smoothjazz on Nov 24, 2013 3:31:55 GMT -5
"Woah there Gaylord!" Kanisha said like 12 hours later, grabbing the tuft of his uniform with chubby little fingers. "What do you think you're up to? Queen totally outranks dictator!"
She sent out Violence to show she meant it. Violence stared blankly, trying not to focus on the situation, to forget his emotions in a world that does not consider them.
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Post by corisma on Nov 24, 2013 6:54:50 GMT -5
After analysing the pokécentre Seth turned around to see what all the noise was about and saw what Gaylord had done, "Hey we have already captured the pokémart and why would you tie up the guy who has all the items it sells" Seth brought his espeon over in an attempt to scare off Gaylord's army
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Post by dubstep on Dec 1, 2013 18:00:54 GMT -5
The Gaylordian Army spent the next week pillowfighting with Espeon.
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue had left for Thanksgiving holiday. He went all the way back to Pallet Town and spent a week with his mother, and came back weighing five pounds more.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 4, 2013 23:59:11 GMT -5
"Good work, soldiers," Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue called to his loyal subjects. They were laying about in the aisles of the shop, laughing amongst themselves. Pillows littered the floor.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 8, 2013 23:06:33 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue spent the next few days plastering posters and paint all over the walls to claim the Pokemart as his own.
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Post by smoothjazz on Dec 12, 2013 15:35:30 GMT -5
Kanisha had folded her arms and leaned back on a tree. What was that. 1. Gym? 2. Pokemon Mart?
There were a few untaken buildings left in "Viridean City", and most of the new trainers had fled to the pokemon trainer's school. The adults never left their houses. Were they actually afraid of Gaylord's pillowfights and Seth's silly Espeon?
From Kanisha's perspective, they must be. In a world that keeps generating trainers with nowhere for them to go, it would probably be scary anyways. Granted, She didn't understand quite that much.
Violence was still an Ivysaur. He stared blankly. He let his fear take a backseat to blindly following what Kanisha said.
She turned away from the chaotic pokemart and walked into the pokemon center. Might as well help Seth with that, anyways. She felt older. Maybe just by a year. Had it almost been a year since they got to this town? Almost a year since they got stuck here? Probably, seeing as they took three days between breaths and could go at least six months without eating. Regardless, Kanisha was feeling much less ten and much more eleven.
"Hey, we're takin' over this place too." she shouted to the nurse, who sighed back at her.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 15, 2013 18:36:06 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue farted. Luckily, it was a very quiet fart, and no one noticed.
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Post by dubstep on Dec 15, 2013 18:36:23 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue gave a sigh of relief.
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