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Jan 30, 2013 2:06:56 GMT -5
Post by smoothjazz on Jan 30, 2013 2:06:56 GMT -5
Kanisha completely ignored Gaylord and pressed on. She had no time for this, because she was on a Pokémon Journey.
She immediately let her Bulbasaur out of his Pokéball.
"Alright, from now on your name is 'Violence'," she started, pointing at the bulbasaur, (who was a little shy and nervous about this new trainer,) "And you're going to evolve before the first gym. That's right, we're grinding!"
Violence smiled, shyly, and leapt to his trainer's side. Yeah, grinding! He had no idea what that was. But it must be fun, his confident new trainer wants to do it!
Kanisha immediately set out to have Violence destroy everything in sight. Rattatas were no match for the young bulbasaur- for each one he defeated made him a little bit stronger.
"Two in the morning is the best time of day to start a pokémon journey!!" Kanisha shouted, loud enough to wake half of pallet town.
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Jan 30, 2013 9:36:37 GMT -5
Post by dubstep on Jan 30, 2013 9:36:37 GMT -5
It was 8:31 AM when Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue arrived on Route 1. He was surprised to find that the girl was still there. Surely she would have moved on by now...?
"Why, that's a lovely little Bulbasaur you have there," he inquired... "This is my starter," he added, like the little attention whore he was.
An Eevee approached behind him. It glanced around with wide, shifty eyes. Its fur was puffed out wildly.
"Say hello to Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera," Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue announced, "But you can call him Marinera for short."
Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera coughed.
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Jan 30, 2013 11:54:38 GMT -5
Post by smoothjazz on Jan 30, 2013 11:54:38 GMT -5
Kanisha didn't process what Gaylord had said until about 11:54, for she was so absorbed in her training. Violence was level 12 already, having trained unrelentlessly since 2 in the morning. It was at this point that Violence passed out.
Kanisha turned to the boy and put her hands on her hips.
"Your Eevee is sick," She commented, blandly. "That's my starter, over there," She stated, motioning towards Violence, who was sleeping heavily on the ground a couple feet away.
"His name is Violence." She added, nodding. "Because he's violent."
Of course, this was an awful lie. Violence was of a Bashful nature, and on top of that had a couple layers of nervous and shy.
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Jan 30, 2013 20:34:49 GMT -5
Post by dubstep on Jan 30, 2013 20:34:49 GMT -5
"... Sick??" Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue shouted, at 7:29 PM. He had been sent into such a state of shock at the Bulbasaur trainer's insult to his Eevee's integrity, so utterly flabbergasted, that he was only able to formulate his response seven and a half hours later. (Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera had spent the entirety of the seven and a half hours staring at Violence, filled with awe and terror.)
"Sick?? Miss, I'll have you know this is the finest specimen of Eevee in the whole of the Kanto region! My wealthy father had him specifically ordered and shipped to Oak's laboratory so that I would be able to traverse the land with the best possible starter Pokemon! Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera is not sick. He is perfectly healthy and very talented." Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue glanced down at Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera. "Isn't that right, Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera?"
Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera sneezed.
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Jan 30, 2013 20:45:46 GMT -5
Post by smoothjazz on Jan 30, 2013 20:45:46 GMT -5
"Yeah your freakin' Eevee is 100% sick," Kanisha said, pointing to a bit of snot on the nose of Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera, "And you're one annoying guy. I don't care how special your Eevee is or how many wal*marts your daddy owns."
It only took her a few minutes to respond to him this time, because she was getting better at social interaction. Violence began snoring.
"Anyways, it's very important that I do some more serious training for my serious pokemon quest. I need to get poor Violence to Ivysaur before the first gym. And then maybe Venusaur before the second? And then we'll just mow down everything," She rambled, putting her hands back on her hips. "I was thinking we might add one of those flying type doodles to the team too, but that would just slow down Violence's strict training schedule."
She was pretty much talking to herself at this point, and added, "When Violence is at level 100, I might get a flying thing."
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Jan 30, 2013 21:03:58 GMT -5
Post by dubstep on Jan 30, 2013 21:03:58 GMT -5
"Oh dear," pooted Gaylord Jacques Francisque Rodrigue, wiping the snot from Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera's nose. "That's certainly ambitious of you..." It all sounded like garbled gibberish to him. Her rigorous training schedule honestly seemed very boring, but he wasn't about to tell that to a ghetto bitch's face.
"I'm going to evolve Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera into a beautiful Espeon someday!" he proclaimed. This was the result of years of spiritual contemplation. He had, when he was nine, concluded that Espeon was his soul animal. Gaylord Jacques Francisque Rodrigue hugged Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera as he envisioned their future together.
"You're going to be so fabulous," he squealed, crying tears of joy.
"Coughhackckc," replied Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera.
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Jan 30, 2013 21:25:17 GMT -5
Post by smoothjazz on Jan 30, 2013 21:25:17 GMT -5
"What the heck is an Espeon?" the ten year old asked, considering picking her nose for just a second but deciding against it. She didn't really know any pokemon outside kanto. What was the point? "Anyways, let's battle, so Violence can absorb his freakin' experience points."
She woke up violence, who drowsily stumbled towards her feet, before falling asleep again. Kanisha stood proudly and smiled, because she was amazing and her bulbasaur was amazing.
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Jan 30, 2013 22:08:41 GMT -5
Post by dubstep on Jan 30, 2013 22:08:41 GMT -5
"Ah, yes! Let's battle!" shrieked Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue, his voice cracking with excitement. "But I'm warning you... I'm a child prodigy."
(Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue had never participated in a Pokemon battle in his life.)
"Alright, Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera, err, umm..." he stumbled, pondering his first move.
Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera was still in his trainer's arms. His wide-eyed gaze had positioned itself back on Violence. The Eevee did not understand the concept of battle, however. He yawned.
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Jan 30, 2013 22:26:58 GMT -5
Post by smoothjazz on Jan 30, 2013 22:26:58 GMT -5
"ALRIGHT!" Kanisha shouted, pointing at Gaylord. "Let's go, violence, hit them hard with tackle!!"
Violence was asleep. He didn't even bother waking up. He was awake like forever man. He isn't waking up for anything. So violence snored. he was dreaming about Bulbasaur romance or something. Really deep.
Kanisha just stood there, pointing. He'd use tackle eventually.
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Feb 1, 2013 19:42:02 GMT -5
Post by dubstep on Feb 1, 2013 19:42:02 GMT -5
"Um," muttered Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue two days later. It had been a very idle two days. Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera had fallen asleep next to Violence.
"I don't think he's going to use Tackle."
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Feb 1, 2013 19:57:06 GMT -5
Post by smoothjazz on Feb 1, 2013 19:57:06 GMT -5
Kanisha yawned, having stood in an enthusiastic pose for almost 48 hours.
"I guess you're right, Gay-whatever," she mumbled, "I think Violence is in a coma or something."
She turned around, looking to the city in the distance. Viridian was only a few steps away, she had just previously been too lazy to heal her Salisbury. She picked up Violence and put him in his pokeball, a bit frustrated.
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Feb 1, 2013 20:09:16 GMT -5
Post by vocaloid on Feb 1, 2013 20:09:16 GMT -5
Ivory pranced his way out onto the route where everyone (everyone being a whole two other people) had been waiting. He'd gotten lost on his way to the route and it took him 2 whole days to find his way out.
He wasn't used to being in the lower-class places.
Seeing the two kids, he skipped over and twirled once, the sequins on his suit shimmering in the light of a somewhat distant street lamp.
"Hey, ladIEs........" he said to them with a cracking voice halfway through his word. He winked at them.
"How's it hanging?"
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Feb 1, 2013 20:13:47 GMT -5
Post by dubstep on Feb 1, 2013 20:13:47 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue WHIRLED AROUND to see...
oh
oh my god
... it was his CHILDHOOD IDOL, IVORY MELODY!!!!!!
Gaylord Jacques Francesque Rodrigue gasped!!
"I-I-I-I-I-Ivory M-M-M-Melody senpai!!" he stuttered, "Where have you been all my life? Err -- I mean -- it's an honor to meet you!!"
The boy got on his knees and kissed the ground at Ivory's feet.
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Feb 1, 2013 20:18:27 GMT -5
Post by smoothjazz on Feb 1, 2013 20:18:27 GMT -5
"Hey, woah, gross!!" Kanisha yelled, "You'll get simon.. simonella from kissing the dirt!"
This was weird. Kanisha didn't like this guy at all, hypnotizing her snooty two-day-staring contest bro with his boy band charm. She flared her nostrils and glared, he was probably a pedophile.
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Feb 1, 2013 20:23:15 GMT -5
Post by vocaloid on Feb 1, 2013 20:23:15 GMT -5
"It's okay miss... I'm used to it." he uttered.
"People kiss the ground all the time around me. I'm the simonella antidote. Except I'm more expensive than 100 pokédollars."
He blew a kiss at the nice young girl kissing his feet.
"You don't need to be upset, little lady," he whispered to the other girl except he didn't whisper really because she wouldn't be able to hear him if he whispered.
Ivory paused a moment and stared at their Pokémon that were just kind of lying about now.
"Uhhh is there something wrong with your Pokémon they aren't as nice as mine... but that's a given."
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