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Post by smoothjazz on Feb 1, 2013 22:07:33 GMT -5
Kanisha arrived at the Pokémon center. For some reason there were tons of new trainers all crowded around. Bulbasaurs, Squirtles and Charmanders littered the floor.
For a second Kanisha wondered why they were all still here, but Kanisha really didn't care. She waited in line for about twenty minutes before healing her pokemon at the counter.
Turning around, someone called to her "Good luck kid!" and snorted. A couple of his buddies chuckled with him. Kanisha paid him no mind and went right out the door.
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Post by dubstep on Feb 4, 2013 19:43:16 GMT -5
"Bulbasaur chick!" Gaylord Jacques Francisque Rodrigue cried as soon as she emerged from the Pokemon Center. He had been waiting patiently beside the door for the past sixteen and a half minutes.
"I..." He met her gaze for a moment, then looked down. "I need your help."
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Post by smoothjazz on Feb 4, 2013 22:28:00 GMT -5
"You need my help?" She asked, sassily, before adding, "What for?"
Gay-Gay, or whatever his name was, didn't seem humble enough to ask for Kanisha's help before this. But then again, she had only known him for a few days. (Granted, some of those days were spent staring at eachother mindlessly for hours on end.)
"Oh, and my name is Kanisha." She mentioned, "Not Bulbasaur Chick."
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Post by dubstep on Feb 5, 2013 18:25:34 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Francisque Rodrigue was, honestly, ashamed to ask for assistance. He was a strong independent French girl who didn't need no man. But, all the same, he did have a whale of a problem on his hands. (He would have asked IVORY MELODY for help instead but he wasn't quite sure where IVORY MELODY had gone.)
He cleared his throat.
"Ah-hem. Okay. Kanisha. I have a whale of a problem on my hands, and I think you're just the one for the job. Oh - don't worry - helping me will benefit you, too, so it's not just any old favor. Look over there."
Gaylord Jacques Francisque Rodrigue pointed across the tinyass little town toward a man lying in the road.
"That gentleman over there is a no-good stuck-up smelly British fruit cake," he pouted. "He's blocking the way out of town and there's nothing I can do to get him to move and I need you to help me move him so we can get to Pewter City!"
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Post by vocaloid on Mar 2, 2013 23:03:56 GMT -5
Ivory twirled his way to where the children were standing, sporting a different outfit than he had been wearing during their last encounter. This one was white and silver with tiny mirrors all over it. But not like mirrors it was like a disco ball. But a suit.
"Hello~o~o~o~o l~a~d~i~~i~~e~~~s~~~~~~" he said tildely.
"I was going to heal my shiny Politoed but then I didn't feel like it because I remembered I had potions. And also my fans are more important then my Pokémon."
He black flipped around them, trying to impress his dedicated and loyal and loving fans.
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Post by smoothjazz on Mar 4, 2013 0:52:01 GMT -5
"Well, okay," said Kanisha, tapping her foot a bit, "I guess we could go beat the guy up?" It was quickly apparent her comment was lost in the glitter and shine of Ivory Melody's outfit.
"Hello Ivory," she stated bluntly, not looking in his creepy direction and starting to walk down the center of the city. A couple trainers laughed, knowing what was up ahead.
As she got closer, she noticed a man flailing in the road, with his young granddaughter trying to convince him to move. He shouted and swung his old man fists in every direction.
"ew," said Kanisha.
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Post by dubstep on Mar 4, 2013 0:55:42 GMT -5
"He's gross, isn't he," sniffled Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue, holding Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera away from the old man. "It's ok, Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera," he whispered, "Don't worry about that smelly old man. Kanisha and IVORY MELODY will take care of him for us." He stroked the Eevee on the head gently.
Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera coughed.
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Post by corisma on Mar 5, 2013 19:19:04 GMT -5
Seth walked out, "Hey what do you think your doing, this poor old man can't get up ok. Would anyone be kind enough to help me pull him up" Seth said as he gazed around the crowd of people laughing.
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Post by dubstep on Mar 9, 2013 2:07:05 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue whirled around to see... an ESPEON. His eyes grew wide and filled with tears of joy and adoration. A high-pitched squeak built up in his throat... "WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE," he shrieked like a seven year old girl in a bounce house, falling to the ground and groveling before its landender feline figure. He kissed the dirt at the Espeon's feet. "Espeon is my spirit animal, you see," he whispered, looking up at Seth with an ear-to-ear grin, "One day, my dear little Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera will be the most beautiful Espeon in all of Kanto!" Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera stared at the Espeon for approximately eight and a half seconds, then barked with the voice of a beautiful basset hound.
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Post by corisma on Mar 10, 2013 15:14:49 GMT -5
Seth lifted Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue off the ground. "Spirit animal?" Seth replied. Then Seth looked towards Kanisha and said, "Do you have any idea what this guy is blabbing about?".
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Post by smoothjazz on Mar 11, 2013 1:11:15 GMT -5
"Pshh," Kanisha laughed, "No, of course not. I haven't understood a thing he said since I met him."
The ten year old girl crossed her arms and smiled, snickering a bit at Gaylord kissing the ground. She enjoyed seeing him act like an idiot.
"But the more important matter is this old guy- it seems like nobody can get past him." She stated, pointing out the obvious, seeing as there were a whole bunch of early trainers just lounging around Viridian city.
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Post by dubstep on Mar 11, 2013 1:27:59 GMT -5
"He even blocks the way to the city's Pokemon Gym!!" Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue menstruated poutily. "The Gym Leader may be a woman - if she is, then this gorbellied lout is interfering with my life's dream to charm each female Gym Leader into marriage...!"
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue huffed and brushed the dirt off his uniform. Some of it puffed off into Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera's face, causing the Eevee to sneeze. Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue gasped and picked up his dearest small hairy animal. "Gomenasai, Marinera-chan," he cooed softly.
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Post by smoothjazz on Mar 11, 2013 1:34:13 GMT -5
"Stop abusing your thingy." Kenisha stated, pointing at Gaylord Marinera, disregarding the total nonsense Gaylord #1 was spewing. "You need that to fight with."
She sent out her only Pokémon- still Bulbasaur, and thought for a moment. For some reason she had the burning feeling that even if they did manage to move the man, they wouldn't be able to proceed anyways. As if there wasn't actually anything past Viridian city. As if they were living in a world with two towns and a route connecting them.
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Post by corisma on Mar 11, 2013 11:20:59 GMT -5
Seth turned back around to the old man and tried to measure him up. After a few seconds he questioned, " Has anyone here tried to step over the old man? It's not as if there is some invisible wall covering his stomach."
Seth then walked back slowly and took a sprint jump to try and get over. Just as he was about to make it he tripped over the man and got dragged back by the man's granddaughter.
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Post by dubstep on Mar 11, 2013 18:54:31 GMT -5
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