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Post by dubstep on Jul 5, 2013 11:26:29 GMT -5
"Oh!" Gyalord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue responded, "Yeah, that sounds like a great idea!"
Meanwhile, Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera was busy strangling a small boy's Charmander with his demonic fairy ribbons, leeching experience points from his victim's flesh. The Pokemon's trainer stood by, crying helplessly.
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Post by corisma on Jul 10, 2013 16:50:58 GMT -5
After 10 days Seth finally realized that Kanisha was staring at him and replies "Have you got something to say or do you like the taste for flies?" Then turns putting both of them in view and agrees, "Getting more trainers to fight would help strengthen my espeon greatly but, unfortunately there aren't any pokemon around that look worth training so I've got a lot of grinding to do before becoming the gym leader".
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Post by smoothjazz on Jul 16, 2013 10:04:25 GMT -5
Kanisha noticed, after about six more days of standing with her mouth open, that her intention to only stare at Seth for a couple seconds went overboard.
"Hey, wait!" Kanisha said suddenly, almost completely disregarding the other things Seth said, upon processing he was even slightly in on her cunning, ten year old plan. "Who says you get to be gym-leader-ruler-of-everything-guy?!"
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Post by corisma on Jul 17, 2013 7:02:12 GMT -5
"Well..." He thought about it for a day and then replied, "I called dibs on being gym leader"
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Post by dubstep on Jul 23, 2013 19:36:28 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue had spent the past couple weeks in deep thought. He was reflecting on very important matters of business. His thought process went as follows:
If I could convince Kanisha and Seth, maybe I could be the gym leader ---> If I could be the gym leader, I'd get to do gym leadery things ---> Gym leadery things probably includes meeting with the other gym leaders every once in a while ---> Some of the other gym leaders are definitely girls...
A lightbulb went on in the boy's head as he came to terms with his state of affairs. This was it! The key to his childhood dream of kidnapping the region's female gym leaders and marrying each and every one of them! He and his friends already had a gym of their own... now he just had to take the position that was rightfully his.
"You called dibs?" Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue asked, "I don't remember you calling dibs! Actually, I think I should get to be the gym leader. You know, because I, uh... um..." He thought about it for a moment. "I'm the prettiest."
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Post by smoothjazz on Jul 23, 2013 19:37:32 GMT -5
Kanisha took offense to this.
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Post by corisma on Jul 26, 2013 13:18:15 GMT -5
"You're right gaylord, I hadn't called dibs yet but" he paused for a moment, "I call dibs on being gym leader and I am the prettiest"
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Post by dubstep on Jul 30, 2013 0:15:38 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue was deeply hurt by Seth's vicious diss, and he immediately felt himself starting to cry.
"No!" he shouted, cheeks bright red with embarrassment as he tried to hold back obvious tears, "No, I - sniff - I'm the prettiest! It's me...!"
He wanted to tell Seth about all the beauty pageants he'd won as a child, and how all through his childhood his mother had sung him to sleep with lullabies about how beautiful he was - but he was choking up and fighting every urge to break into pathetic whiny baby sobs.
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Post by smoothjazz on Aug 7, 2013 20:11:14 GMT -5
"Woah there, don't cry, ugly." Stated Kanisha, adding the last part under her breath. "I'm the prettiest, because I'm the coolest." Kanisha added.
She didn't really have a good handle on the difference between positive adjectives yet, it probably went along with her inability to read.
"Anyways, I'm also the best because I've got..." Kanisha stated, rummaging through her backpack. "This!"
She held up the pokeball she had stolen from the gym trainer. Then she immediately put it back.
"So yeah."
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Post by corisma on Aug 8, 2013 13:50:28 GMT -5
"How do you know that thing isn't empty?" Seth replied insulted by someone claiming to be both cooler and stronger that him "Either way you want a baby punchers pokémon?"
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Post by dubstep on Aug 8, 2013 17:22:47 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue sniffled, getting over his almost-crying fit. He was proud of himself; he'd only shed a grand total of two tears! And he did a pretty good job hiding them, if he did say so himself. Of course, his face and eyes were still bright red, but he didn't have a mirror on him so he didn't realize it.
"Y-Yeah," he chimed in, "How do you know that isn't empty? And even if it does have something in it, it probably won't listen to you. You don't even have one gym badge...!"
Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera suddenly appeared and came to his trainer's side. He was an absolute mess, his fur ruffled and splattered with the blood of his victims. He rubbed against Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue's leg, and left a bloody stain. Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue giggled and knelt down and hugged his Pokemon and told him he was a good boy.
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Post by smoothjazz on Aug 8, 2013 17:29:19 GMT -5
"Accusations!!" Kanisha shouted. She didn't know what the word meant, but figured it applies here.
She fumbled back through the cloth backpack and pulled out the pokeball once again, throwing it.
A Tauros popped out. The Tauros immediately ran away.
"So there, I win." Kanisha stated, putting her hands on her hips.
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Post by corisma on Aug 9, 2013 16:13:10 GMT -5
"Do you not know the way a battle goes?" questioned Seth, "You are supposed to fight me until you lose, your pokemon running like a coward doesn't count as you winning." Seth threw out his espeon hoping to salvage what remained of this battle
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Post by dubstep on Aug 9, 2013 21:02:07 GMT -5
Gaylord Jacques Fransesque Rodrigue would have commented on these events, but it was at this point that he noticed the blood staining his uniform. He immediately jumped up and screamed like a girl.
"Oh no! My uniform's been smeared with peasant blood! What do I do...?? What do I do?!"
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Post by smoothjazz on Aug 10, 2013 0:00:25 GMT -5
Kanisha huffed at Gaylord and looked for her stolen pokemon. After looking for about eight hours, she found Tauros was standing on top of the pokemon center.
"Tauros!!" She shouted, "We're in a BATTLE now, I think, so get down here!"
Tauros stared blankly in the other direction, while Violence tried to hide himself behind Gaylord Remy Rephael Marinera. He didn't want to battle Espeon in the least.
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